Case in point.

I come home for lunch every day.

I make a sandwich, open a Diet Coke and make my daily trek to the back patio to eat. We have those plastic Adirondack chairs, and every day I flip them over to make sure there aren't any spiders, because there are constantly webs all over the bottom of them.

Sure enough, what did a I find under my chair today? A male black widow spider, big one too. Insert goosebumps here. I will continue to use my environmentally unsafe spray until it is gone and I have better artillery.

Damn you black widows. The war has yet to begin.